If I ever become famous I’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and I will be like bff with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me.
I was watching this vice doc on Columbian fashion week and the host lady goes ‘I don’t like the pictures because I don’t look like Beyonce’ or some shit like that and the photographer goes ‘why would you want to look like Beyonce, she’s a little bit black’. WTF.
lenadreamsingold: chikaras replied to your post: Would it be inappropriate for me to ask this dude his penis size? And if so, should I do it on the phone or on our date? The trick I came up with is to ask the guy if you can give him a hand job (I don’t see those as such a big deal) and then when he whips it out (because what kind of nigga turns down a free handy) see what you are workin with. ...
"The Africa" cardigan.
ourafrica: Designer: http://www.makenyanga.com/ This would be a pretty cool DIY if I wasn’t so shit at using the sewing machine.
lets talk about all the endorsements lady gaga...
purrsuits: anthagio: romanismental: look even marilyn knows gaga cant land an endorsement Lady Gaga can’t land an endorsement? You do know that Gaga was the face of MAC’s MAC AIDS Fund before Nicki, right? That Gaga has helped raise over $500,000,000 for the company’s AIDS Fund over the past three years, right? Have you ever thought that maybe the reason Gaga doesn’t put her name on a...
life goal #276
be somebody’s weed man.
I still wonder what happened to the rest of the...
Do they still have meetings and stuff?
France: Anyone heard from America lately?
México: Same old, same old. They're still sending out children to fight to the death in a reality show.
UK: Shouldn't we do something about that?
China: Just leave them, at least they're not annoying us.
my mom is the type of person who invites random people they meet at the bank over to their house. I keep on telling her that one of these days someone is gonna come in here and kill us all.
My Psychology Professor: People who are not depressed see the world they want to see it. People who are depressed see the world the way it actually is.
Reblog If you're an unfriendly black hottie......
Just read the saddest story about a man named Ota Benga.
OH MY GOD THE FRENCH HAD A HUMAN ZOO.
I hate letting strangers into the house. Once I have my own place no one’s ever getting in.
Don’t take that shit out on me because I sure as hell don’t deserve it.
I’m so fucking sick of having to deal with people. I don’t care about your 13 hour day ass fuck and I hope you get in an accident on your way home.
Don’t fucking complain to me about things my mother does, I don’t control her. I hate this life.
Whenever I see one of my friends call her college bestie her best friend I know it hurts out other friends feelings because they are supposed to be best friends. I know it sucks to be in the position where you consider someone to be your best friend and they think of you as their third… so glad my current bestie and I are each others numero unos.
dad liked the cupcakes.