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too-stoned-to-remember:

Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog

I imagine that in their heads they’re like 

THAT IS DOG 

I AM DOG 

DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG

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barack-rocks:

My chapter,my loves, the Big Banging, Back Breaking, Beta Eta Chapter of Sigma Gamma Rho, Sorority Incorporated.

barack-rocks:

My chapter,my loves, the Big Banging, Back Breaking, Beta Eta Chapter of Sigma Gamma Rho, Sorority Incorporated.

You’ve never seen a penis?

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teadancemacabre:

i like how in america you have rows and rows of

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because in england we have rows and rows of

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i think the look we were going for was “crushing depression” complimented by “there is no hope” with just a hint of “you’re going to stare at the same mouldy boxes until you die in one of them so i hope you like brick”

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500daysofpussy:

Will you still love me when I’m no longer young and beautiful? Jk black don’t crack

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Tags: love this

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made lunch for my mommy because I have two weeks vacation and can watch shows ALL DAY.

sourcedumal:

il-tenore-regina:

LMFAOOOOOO JESUS CHRIST I CAN’T HANDLE MY DASH TODAY 

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I CANNOT!!!!!

sourcedumal:

il-tenore-regina:

LMFAOOOOOO JESUS CHRIST I CAN’T HANDLE MY DASH TODAY 

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I CANNOT!!!!!

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